That night I fell asleep frustrated, but hopeful, chalking it up to human error. Maybe there was a steeper learning curve than I'd expected. I spent much of the next day at work searching for hardware requirements, tutorials, FAQs -- anything that could explain my experience.
And then I found it: the key to my orgy misfortune. I'd been trying to run the program over WiFi. The following night I hardwired my laptop, stripped down, whipped out the lube and turned my sex sleeve on. In minutes I was staring at a crude, 3D rendering of BuddyHudson, a name I gleaned from the copy of Jackie Collins' Hollywood Wives sitting on the coffee table in front of me.
I dressed him in a pair of butt-hugging blue jeans, a low-cut button down and some spotless white sneakers, gave him a long, luscious mane and slimmed his overbuilt body to match mine. Buddy was ready to bone. After the previous night's failure, I entered the game's "Welcome Tower," a sort of outdoor nightclub, expecting to see piles of naked bodies writhing on top of each other, creating a sea of flesh and flailing appendages.
Instead, I saw four white folks, dancing like white people do, on a Billie Jean -style light-up dance floor. The only fleshy writhing came from a naked couple, swaying back and forth like a pair of middle-aged swingers desperately bumping uglies on the dance floor at an off-season Hedonism.
But who was I to judge? I couldn't even figure out how to start a private chat. I spent some time wandering around the rooftop lounge looking for orgy portals, and then I hit a wall. I'd turned into what appeared to be a virtual dressing room and -- just like that -- my first night in the land of pixelized excess had come to an end. I tried everything I could to back out of that corner on my own, but couldn't muster the courage to ask for help in the main chat room. Just like in real life, I let intimidation get the best of me.
I considered throwing in the as yet unsoiled towel, but like Veruca Salt in the Chocolate Factory, I wouldn't be satisfied until I got what I wanted. After a two-night hiatus, I returned the Red Light Center for one last try. I skipped the dance floor and found a neon sign beckoning me into what turned out to be a completely empty male strip club. All Random game! Beginner Game A Helping Hand. Action Game Air Hockey. Strategy Game Alien Bridge. Puzzle Game All Aboard. Animal Game Animals Crush.
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